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Total Medals Earned: 50 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,060 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Rick Rolled Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Locked Medal Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 3/6/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Locked Medal Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Locked Medal Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker Unlocked 3/6/09
25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender Unlocked 3/6/09
25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Locked Medal Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Locked Medal Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Locked Medal Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Locked Medal Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Locked Medal Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Locked Medal Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Locked Medal Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Locked Medal Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 5/16 (70/500 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 11/2/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 11/2/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 11/2/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 11/2/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Locked Medal Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Locked Medal Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Locked Medal Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Locked Medal Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Locked Medal Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Locked Medal Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Locked Medal Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Locked Medal Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Locked Medal Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Locked Medal Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 4/19/10
5 Points ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 4/19/10
25 Points Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 4/19/10
50 Points Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 4/19/10
50 Points Break out the Sneaky Way
Locked Medal DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Locked Medal Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)

Holiday Sim

Sudden Death Unlocked 7/30/10
5 Points What a quick game!
Rockstar Unlocked 7/30/10
10 Points a classic rockstar's end
Best Holiday Ever Unlocked 7/30/10
25 Points so what is the typical holiday like?
Locked Medal King of the Waves 100 Points you are a beach boy!!!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Locked Medal B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 11/2/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 11/2/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 11/2/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 11/2/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Locked Medal Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Locked Medal Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 11/2/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle

Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/5/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Locked Medal Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/6/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/5/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI Unlocked 3/5/09
10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Locked Medal Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Locked Medal BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Locked Medal Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Locked Medal Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Locked Medal Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Locked Medal Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
Locked Medal King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Locked Medal Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Locked Medal Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Locked Medal Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/23 (75/540 points)

Sydney Shark

Locked Medal AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Locked Medal CH46SeaKnight 25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Locked Medal Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Nuke Sydney
Locked Medal Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the UFO
Zeppelin Unlocked 4/25/10
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Locked Medal Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Locked Medal Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver Unlocked 4/25/10
50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/525 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Locked Medal Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Locked Medal Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Locked Medal Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Locked Medal Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Locked Medal Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Locked Medal Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
Locked Medal LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Locked Medal Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Locked Medal Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill Unlocked 3/12/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Locked Medal You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Locked Medal Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Locked Medal Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Locked Medal Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Locked Medal Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Locked Medal Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Locked Medal Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Locked Medal Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Locked Medal Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Locked Medal Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Locked Medal Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Locked Medal Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Locked Medal Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Locked Medal Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Locked Medal Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)