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Total Medals Earned: 50 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,060 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Medals Earned: 5/16 (70/500 points)

Rick Rolled 5 Points

View the entire end-game movie.

Worship the Mighty 5 Points

View the high scores.

Great Listener 10 Points

Do not skip any of Max's speeches.

Code Breaker 25 Points

Enter the super secret level code.

Great Defender 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.

Six Pack 5 Points

Find 6 bottles.

Beerbot Smash 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.

Boxed Up 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.

Half Case 25 Points

Find 12 Bottles.

Switch Off 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.

Vertigo 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.

Bat Crazy 50 Points

Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.

Full Case 50 Points

Find 24 bottles.

Olympian 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on normal mode.

Survivalist 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on easy mode.

Drunken Deity 100 Points

Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!

Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 10/23 (75/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/525 points)

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19